…Or 11 Things, Kids WON’T Learn In School
Every now and then, we get an email or a story in our inbox that makes us smile, chuckle or just sit and think for a while. Being in the field of education, we often deal with young adults who are making their way in the world and looking for a little direction.
When this short list arrived, we did a little research and found that it’s actually a bit of an urban legend – but let’s leave that till the end and cover the meat of it first – because it’s the list that’s relevant…
Bill Gates supposedly gave a speech at an American High School about the things they did not and will not learn in school. He talks about how ‘feel-good’, ‘politically-correct’ teachings are creating a generation of kids with no concept of reality – and how this concept set them up for failure in the real world.
Rule 1 : Life is not fair – get used to it!
Rule 2 : The world doesn’t care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself.
Rule 3 : You will NOT make 60k a year right out of school/college. You won’t be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both.
Rule 4 : If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss.
Rule 5 : Flipping burgers or stacking shelves is NOT beneath your dignity. Your Grandparents had a different word for this: They called it ‘opportunity’.
Rule 6 : If you mess up, it’s not your parents’ fault , so don’t whine about your mistakes, learn from them.
Rule 7 : Before you were born, your parents weren’t as boring as they are now… They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you think you are. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parent’s generation, try delousing the closet in your own room.
Rule 8 : Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life HAS NOT. In some schools, they have abolished failing grades – and they’ll give you as MANY TIMES as you want to get the right answer. This doesn’t bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life.
Rule 9 : Life is not divided into ‘terms’. You don’t get summers off – and very few employers are interested in helping you FIND YOURSELF. Do that on your own time.
Rule 10 : Television is NOT real life. In real life, people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.
Rule 11 : Start being really nice to nerds: Chances are you’ll end up working for one.
Whether or not this list strikes you as an insightful and possibly much-needed dose of reality for the young people of today, or whether you disagree completely, you should probably know that this wasn’t actually delivered by the head of Microsoft at all. As often happens, a story gets attributed to someone in the public eye and from that point on – it just sticks.
The list itself is a heavily edited version of a news piece that appeared in the ‘San Diego Union-Tribune’ on 19th September 1996. It was actually written by Charles J. Sykes, author of ‘Dumbing Down Our Kids: Why American Children Feel Good about Themselves, but Can’t Read, Write, or Add.‘
It seemed a shame that the original author didn’t get the credit deserved, but then as the man himself explains: Life ain’t fair: Get used to it!
Jason Kendall